Source: South Park 24/7
101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
1) After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny
says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in a vagaina "
2) When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy,
Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3) After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets
up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4) After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope,
I'm fine. Ah!"
- Weight Gain 4000
1) When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee,
Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2) When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening,
Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3) After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air,
he says "Oh no"
1) After Stan says to Cartman "Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too"
Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick."
2) After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?"
referring to the volcano.
3) After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says
it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4) After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5) After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6) After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7) After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he
says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8) After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
1) While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and
says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."
2) After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say
"Not from what I saw"
3) When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
1) When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I
talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2) When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass
kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your
3) After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his
sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The
time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my
sister, and I love you." Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."
4) When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone,
Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5) When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he
says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"
1) After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny
raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go?
And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit"
3) After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh
4) Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5) After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6) When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says
"Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you
watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television
sucks because parents get offended when there mmmmmmmmph mmmmmph a baby
sitter for their kids."
(Couldn't decipher that part.)
1) When he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him
saying something or just
laughing. Here's what he says?:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
Also when Cartman is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it
backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey guys guess
- Starvin' Marvin
1) When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo
2) When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "tube that's inside
of your pee-pee" This one was hard and if you
think it's something different please tell me
3) When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow"
Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
- Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
1) After baby Jesus is deliveblack by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must
be a miracle!"
2) After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3) When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4) When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the
sickest thing I have ever fucking
5) When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark
tank, he says "huh?".
6) After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7) After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being
dead that is), the words "The
End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"
1) After Stan talks to Damien
about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah,
she looks like a fucking
Also when Damien
calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectuse Domenius is "Ass Master"
or literally "Rectum Dominate"
- Tom's Rhinoplasty
1) When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says
"God, I want to get a piece of
2) When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms,
Kenny says "Yeah, they can
allways finger their pussy".
3) When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says
"Well did you stick it in Miss
Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm
- Mecha Streisand
1) When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got
these marbles to go with the carrot stick."
- Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut
1) When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's
such a fat kid, he can't
2) After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the
fuck is he doing with the
animals and tea?"
3) When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like
"Ow, fuck ,shit, ect."
4) After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then