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12/13/03 @ 10:00 PM
714 - Raisins
Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins,” a local restaurant known for its cheap food and hot girls. Later, as Stan tries desperately to win Wendy back, Butters believes he’s found the girl of his dreams.

04/06/04 - My apologies for the lack of updating.  Turns out "Discrete Mathematics" and "Digital Logic" require more time than exists.  Hadn't anticipated this metaphysical problem.  Should be back to work on this stuff after the term ends, prolly May, 2004.  Sorry about this.

- Mike

11/25/03 - Wow well here I am again. After a 2 year hiatus South Park Cows is back! Hopefully everyone likes it as much as they did 2 years ago when I stopped updating it. I'll do what I can to keep it as current as possible. Thank you for your continuing interest in my website. On another note, the episodes will not be available for download as they were a long time ago. This is because of bandwith and copyright restrictions. Your alternatives are looking for them on IRC in #southpark on EFNet or by using a P2P File Sharing program such as Kazaa. If you can't get these to work, all that I can offer is to buy them.

To give you an idea of what is current on the site, here's a summary. Everything is current except for the Episode Guide, the Reviews, the Episode Rater, the 3D Images and the Screen Shots. The Episode Guide will be up in a few days. The Reviews are going to take me and my buddies a while to make, but we will post them as we go. The Episode Rater is a matter of me getting MySQL installed on my web server which should be done in a week. The 3D Images im hoping to get Juz to put his site up here. I've offered him webspace so he can keep his images on the net. Currently its very hard to find them anywhere and they deserve a spot somewhere. I've talked to him and he seems interested. I'll keep you posted. Finally the Screen Shots won't be done for a few weeks. I'm getting 15-20 caps per episode and it takes a really long time. Hopefully within the month I'll have that done.

If you have any files you want posted on South Park Cows, feel free to e-mail me at sp_cows@hotmail.com. Chances are I'll post it :D

- Mike